Comin’ in Hot, Hot as Hell! Or… Illegal Products is the best!
First, and foremost, we’d like to acknowledge that we’re currently ranking number one in the Google search results under the keyword “illegal products”. As Fluff Daddy would say - “OH MY GOD, GIRLS!” After five years, we got our spot back, bitches!
Secondly, we’d like to thank our very first two followers on Tumblr: riverunderwater - an actual woman - Fluff’s first favorite kind of human! and deafstarr - from jolly Olde England, the namesake of Fluff Daddy’s favorite breakfast beverage, Olde English 800! If either of you have any special requests for Fluff Daddy, submit them to the “Ask About Me” section, and he’ll oblige. When he heard he was regaining a following, he suggested holding a deviated tea party with stuffed animals.
A couple weeks ago, Fluff and Spork were wandering around Wal-Mart when they found themselves within earshot of full-aged girls. Spork immediately went into a Fluff Daddy-esque tirade, which caught their attention. Upon striking up a conversation with them - they explained this site to them, mentioning “it’s called ‘illegal products”, to which they responded - “that’s fine, we’re 18”. Needless to say, they had a time.
When we switched formats from typical website to kicked off the internet to Tumblr, we weren’t sure how things would go - hell, we never even thought we’d rank again on search engines, after all the nonsense we’ve been through, but here we are… coming in hot, hot as hell!